So there you are. You just got home from your job down at the sewage treatment plant and are settling in with a beer on your couch. You brush away some of the gray crud from work that your unwashed hands got on the spout of the can, so you can take your first sip and the phone rings.
It's That Darn Phone Again
Its another anonymous young female calling you to see if she can come over and have sex with you and you are simply appalled. Your a Christian man with morals and would never do such a thing outside of the sanctity of marriage. Besides the heart medication that the doctor prescribed you has you on has rendered you impotent anyway.
First Get the Number
So its time that you put a stop to these unwanted lascivious solicitations from wild women all hopped up on hormones but how do you do it? The first thing that you will need is their phone number and you have that cause you “star 69ed them”. Its not the type of 69 that they were after but by golly its the one that they got!
It's Now Easier then Ever
Now you need to find out their names and where they live. The good news is that now it is easier to do then it ever has been in the entire history of the telephone. Thats right! Now there are services that you can contact online that will do all of the leg work for you and deliver you the goods in your time of distress.
Maybe You'll Pay it Maybe You Won't
There are some websites that will offer you a one shot deal for a certain fee that you might or might not be willing to pay for reverse phone number look up. Also, there are other websites that will offer you an extended deal that allows you to do multiple searches over the course of the year for a fee that you might or might not be willing to pay.
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